While I wholeheartedly agree that The Donald deserves a golden shower of trophies, awards, and cash prizes, do we really want him to become a Nobel Laureate? Wouldn't that be a grave insult to the man and his work? After all, just look at the veritable rogue's gallery of scum, criminals, heathens, terrorists, and villains he would be joining:
Everyone on this list is either in Hell or headed there, and that's just the recipients of the Peace Prize! A few of them are okay (i.e. Henry Kissinger and F.W. de Klerk), but most of them are abject human filth. If I started adding from Science and Literature, the list would expand greatly. I, for one, don't want to sully the good name of Donald Trump by associating him with the wicked Nobel Prize.