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Default Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen - 02-20-2020, 09:04 PM

I have some Good News for once. My corona is finally subsiding. The disease had culminated to a sickly boil the size of a plum on my buttocks which the doctors have lanced to drain the plasma. The ship's surgeon has informed me this boil was a result of bedsores from my lethargic stage of recovering. All the white blood cells conglomerated to my fatty folds congealing in a singular pustular growth which had to be controlled by a trained expert.
I thought I would like to share with you all this lasting souvenir of my ordeal onboard this ill-fated voyage.



[Picture of back parts removed. If Jesus wanted us to see pictures of your back parts, there would be pictures of your back parts in the Bible.] -Jeb

Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-20-2020 at 10:16 PM. Reason: This is not a prayer thread. if it was, I would pray for you to suffer even worse afflictions.
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