Thread: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP!
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP! - 01-22-2019, 10:52 PM
As of January 22 2019 the media consensus is that there are 7 main democrat candidates.

Democrats only bother to vote when they fall in love with their candidate, and since only one can be nominated, on November 3rd 2020 you'll six factions of jilted lovers staying home/wasting votes/throwing temper tantrums.

For the next 650 days fans of white/jewish/asian candidates will be called racist, fans of male candidates will be called sexist rape-bros, fans of anyone other than Kamala Harris will be called both. Careers will be destroyed, families will be torn apart, the only people to benefit will be attack-ad makers, popcorn-sellers, and of course us.

I might start a thread where we can talk about our favorite kinds of popcorn. I'll chose this pink one, in honor of the Democrat politicians who will make sudden last-minute conversions to bisexuality, the way GOP politicians always have a "road to the polling booth conversion" and suddenly discover Jesus.



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