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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include: - stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
- friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
- demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
- teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)
Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely? |
I'm afraid that it could be something much
more sinister.
Catholicism.
It is well-known that the
Papists canonize females who do not eat.
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St Maria Maddalena De’ Pazzi who was born in 1566 in Florence tortured herself from childhood and died when she was thirty-three. She slept on the floor and rolled in nettles and thorns. She had healing powers and could float in mid-air. She was stigmatised at 19. Her penances have been described as unbelievable. Seemingly as a grim trophy for breaking the world record for self-abuse, her intact body reposes in a glass case in the Carmelite Church of Florence. There is no scientific explanation for why she has not decayed simply because science has not got the chance to examine her right. It would be an evil miracle for that lady fasted continuously and miraculously for years on bread and water and claimed she ate nothing else which is a dangerous example for anorexics. She used to be found with food presses open but her excuse was that demons did it to tempt her to break her holy fast (page 37, From Fasting Saints to Anorexic Girls). Some miracle. Her stigmata must have been dubious as well when her miracle fast was a hoax.
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It is equally well-known that
without adequate fat the woman
ceases to menstruate.
Ergo, the Papist saints
defiled the Lord by withholding nourishment, failing their periods and thus
insulted Genesis 1:289 in a most grievous manner. They desecrated their lower life-form bodies opposing the Will of
Jesus!
1 Corinthians 6:19
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
Jesus owns their bodies. The female body is a
punishment that must be carried with
obedience and fear (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Ever since the first and almost worst sin (genesis 3:6) the female body has been submitted to the unsolvable dilemma. On one hand there is the
bulky and fat and aesthetically displeasing obese woman with ample
menstruation and good opportunities for begetting (1 Timothy 2:15). On the other hand we have the visually more pleasing thin figure that, however,
loses its Salvation opportunities by failing to
ovulate. This is all because of Genesis 3:6 and will be only resolved (and only for
True Christian™ fecund females) in
Heaven (Galatians 3:28). It is quite
plausible that our Heavenly Body will be the more pleasing
male body.
Please check is your daughter has a rosary.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
