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Trump Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-20-2019, 06:20 AM

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Unbeliever rant - never mind
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Atheists fighting among themselves - very entertaining but unnecessary


Now that we've taken care of that it's time to move on to the Physics Prize. Once again, God and Jesus (because of John 10:30) are the nominees with the highest scores among betting odds.

First, God described nuclear reactions and weaponry well ahead of His time! He told us how deconstructing the elements gives us the fission reaction and thus power!

2 Peter 3:12
Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?

Second, He gave us the precise value of Pi, an enigmatic number that secular scientists twill haven't been able to calculate exactly. Well, all Bible-believing Christians™ know that Pi = 3.

1 Kings 7:23
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

However, we do have a third contender: Mr. President Donald Trump. Unbeknownst to the majority of the scientific community, Mr. Trump has discovered a physical method to extinguish fires.



Perhaps also in this case, it would be fair to divide the Prize as a threesome between God, the Donald and Jesus?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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