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Default Re: What to do if Jesus multiplies your fishes? - 03-05-2020, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Remarkable! The gift of life has appeared in your own home. Never! Then I never kept fish. The nearest I got to living fish was when a friend went to Canada on a Salmon shoot.
Well... You have announced it on Landover, and so God knows what has happened, and, if He deems it necessary, He will send dreams to the multitude. As far as the "cash" side is concerned, unless one of the fish looks like Jesus, I don't see much profit.
A fish that looks like Jesus! You are so clever, Brother Bathfire.


I know that you have a reputation for being a fierce defender of the Faith and a tough teacher, but it is nice to see your lighter side.


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