The man who would be president wisely decided to save money by
not upgrading security and function on Airforce One. The man who would be King
will not be outdone by a king of some petty African country.
And if his airplane is bigger, and let's face it, a lot of things are bigger with President Trump, from his hair to his hands to his gianormous confidence, then his title must also be bigger, don't you agree? If another petty African witch-doctor by the name of
Idi Amin can have a long title ("His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"), then there can be no doubt that our King should have an even longer title.
What about
:
His Most Excellent Leader Triumphant, President for Life, Military Commander Extraordinaire, King of the Stars in the Heavens and Lord of the Weather, Personal Vessel of the Holiest of Ghosts, Owner of the Greatest Jet in the World, Donald Trump the First and Greatest