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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
It seems that this uccello-guy (as a Creation scientist I am well aware of the subtext of this Vaticanistic word, the vernacular translation of which is "bird") uses the association-lure "oval" to seduce our young youths into taking a disastrous dose of this spiritually fatal beverage that can make our unblemished young Brethren wake up with sodomistic cravings. This "Ovaltine" is one of the most potent extrinsic causes of sodomy right after prostate exams and water polo.
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Add to that the original fake avatar photo of failed mass-murderer Raoul Moat (I don't think a body-count of two, including himself, was what he had in mind, do you?) and I suspect he may have been encouraging our sons to dose themselves with steroids, perhaps washed down with a bedtime drink of Ovaltine.
The result would presumably be that they would wake refreshed and with foul homosexualist desires, but so very much impaired by being wounded in the stones (by shrinkage) that they would be unable to do anything about it. This would avoid them falling foul of Leviticus 18:22. However, Deuteronomy 23:1 tells us that they would be unable to enter into the congregation of our beloved Lord.
Just Say No to Ovaltine. And steroids.