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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
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I'm sorry, but from my own research, wiccans DO indeed believe cats have 9 lives. You would be foolish to deny this! That is why I asked our good Brother Bathfire, Christian Vivisectionist, to conduct these important and significant experiments.
I would like to also take this opportunity to deny any and all rumors of Landover cat-holocaust, and state categorically that these were necessary and vital tests, aimed at disproving Centuries of evil Wiccan lies.