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Originally Posted by Pasty
This issue is not serious.
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Friend, I can assure you that the topic of human waste is very serious indeed. It has caused me grief that I cannot hope to make you understand. My previous post on the topic was worded as simply and as clinically as I could for decencies sake. What I could not convey was the amount of both emotional and physical pain and suffering that my battle with auto-erotic fecophillia caused me.
I was hopelessly addicted to exotic bowel movements. Whether it was a prodigious amount, a strange color or consistency, or even a particular odor, I always wanted a more intense experience. This drove me to eat stranger and stranger foods, to seek out bizarre ingredients in frightening foreign markets, and to alternately starve or gorge myself, depending on the particular "kick" I was looking for.
The final straw came after I had eaten nothing but Moroccan food, aged sharp cheddar cheese, and habenero peppers for four days straight. I had limited my liquid intake to six ounces of lime juice per day, so I was extremely dehydrated. I could feel nearly all of my internal organs spasming as I mixed up a new drug cocktail of my old stand by mescaline, but with a kicker of butazamine and 2CB. But this time I had gone too far.
As the powerful hallucinogens began to alter my perceptions, I could feel something was wrong. The mass I had created in my intestines was too intense. It seemed angry and alive, and as hard as a diamond! I lost consciousness before I even made it into the bathroom. And when I awoke in a daze with my loins seemingly on fire, the sticky puddle I was lying was not feces, but blood. I had just enough time to dial 911 before I slipped into a coma.
A few days later, when I regained consciousness, I convinced the doctors to perform my rectumectomy. Never again would I "chase the dragon" of fecophillia. It was during my recovery that I found the Lord. There is something glorious about having a large section of your digestive tract removed, something that brought me at least to understand the love of Jesus Christ! Glory!