Re: Hello -
08-13-2018, 12:22 AM
Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, has Jesus blessed you with a fecund wife yet? How many children do you have? Are they homeschooled? That's very important, you know. The Holy Bible is the only thing a child needs to know in order to live a respectful, productive life and find Salvation for the next life, and they aren't allowed to even mention its existence in the public schools don't you know! It's terrible there. You're not allowed to wish people Merry Christmas or tell people if you're a boy or a girl because someone might be offended that their imaginary "identity" isn't being represented. What a shame. It will be a glorious day when President Trump's Religious Freedom Task Force takes down the atheists and secularists from the schools and puts Jesus back there where He belongs!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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