Re: October Brings Gnathology Specials -
09-24-2019, 10:37 PM
Only four appointments remain available for October's special on horse, donkey, and ass dentistry. Get your horse ready for the apocalypse, people! Jesus is COMING SOON. (Rev. 22:12)
The dates available are:
Oct 12, 15, 22, and 31. When you make your appointment, mention this email and get an additional 2% off your service. WOW!
Please note: This practice is in no way responsible for errors, overmedication, or the death of your animal. What happens is God's will, and I have no control over that. While rare, horses can become infected after dental services. You'll be given a handy pamphlet containing instructions for aftercare. I look forward to serving your precious darlings.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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