Quote:
Originally Posted by phucker67
I have some Good News for once. My corona is finally subsiding.  The disease had culminated to a sickly boil the size of a plum on my buttocks ... the ship's surgeon has informed me this boil was a result of bedsores from my lethargic stage of recovering. All the white blood cells conglomerated to my fatty folds congealing in a singular pustular growth which had to be controlled by a trained expert.
I thought I would like to share with you all this lasting souvenir of my ordeal onboard this ill-fated voyage. |
Dear
in Heaven! Mr. Hucker, what on Earth made you think that you needed to "share" this "souvenir" with us? "Fatty folds" -- please. I was not ready for that! As for blaming this skin condition on bedsores, might it be that the
has caused that condition for another reason?
I Samuel 5:9 "And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the Lord was against the city with a very great destruction: and
he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts."
And, dear
have mercy, please do not fib to us and say that bedsores really are the reason why you had that unsightly condition.
knows a lie when He hears it, and if you don't want more punishment, then I should think twice if I were you!
Proverbs 19:5 "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape."