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Rebuke Re: Hello brothers and sisters - 03-30-2017, 05:53 AM
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Hello fellow brothers and sisters,

I am Ryan Miller from the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka Kansas. I've joined these forums to spread word about our lord and saviour and teach the horrible sinners who have joined the forums for a "laugh".



PS God hates fags.
Dear Mr. Miller,

You are in peril. The Westboro Baptist Church is a notoriously liberal organization that hates the United States of America and lets its women preach. It desecrates the funerals of Trump's Soldiers who fight for Jesus across the World! In contrast, we actually do follow the Bible!

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Please let go of their false teachings and start obeying Jesus and the Bible (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Regarding your stand on sodomites, it is well-known that Jesus condemns them (Romans 1:27) but we show them our unlimited Love in order to help them overcome their colonic obsessions for Jesus! Many of our Brethren are living testimonials of our work for Jesus!

Now, how about your favorite verse and your accomplishments regarding begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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