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Default Re: Is "Apple" a False Religion - 10-29-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
Easy there Buckspinster... let's not confuse pragmatism with hypocrisy okay?

Mr. Jobs made a personal pilgrimage to visit Our Holy Father® and, after presenting a seven figure donation to one of our many worthy charities, explained to His Holiness that a so-called "gay marriage" was just a means to extend spousal benefits under a type of Usufruct. He also pointed out that such so-called "gay marriages" might result in another Michelangelo or two and who amongst us couldn't use another Pieta!


One of the keys to Catholicism's two thousand years of Christian domination has been our ability to adapt pragmatically under the direction of Our Holy Father... who gets his marching orders directly from God himself.



Bless you, my iconoclastic icosahedronist,
Father Mo



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So you're saying that fags are okay and that you can change the Bible because some old guy wearing a funny hat says it's so? The Bible plainly says NO!

First, the fags: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22

Now, the man with the funny hat: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22:18-19
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