Just wanted to include a bit of an update since that Cambodian incident I referred to earlier.
Charlie is now sticking a little closer to home, enthusiastically joining the
Rush Limbaugh Republican Family Values Weekend Excursion to the Dominican Republic. With a goal of spreading American patriotism to the dark-skinned heathens of that cursed country, Charlie has been bringing his own little bag of accessories:
All of the above items are off-the-shelf products which can be ordered on the Internet. However, since Charlie is also into that
corprophilia thing, he also packs a custom-made kit for his weekend trips.