Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market -
03-16-2018, 08:12 PM
This is good news, Brother Mayor! However, Mr. Etheldreda does have a question before submitting his bid for a potential betrothal contract. Do you know if Mr. Trump Jr. associates with his Jew sister and brother in law? This would be a deal breaker for Mr. Etheldreda, and I'm afraid I would have to agree myself. While I don't dare judge the dashing and successful young Mr. Trump, the LORD is leading me to hold dear to His command to not sit at the same table as unrepentant sinners (Leviticus 10:10; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2nd Thessalonians 3:6; Ephesians 5:11). I feel would be remiss to let my daughter into a family that would expect her to associate with unapologetic Christ-killers, even if it was only during the holidays, weddings, and funerals.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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