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Default Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus - 04-17-2021, 04:40 PM
Our beloved President Trump wanted to bring the troops home from Afghanistan. Now Sleepy Joe woke up just long enough to say to carry out Trump's wise policy. But, no President has seen the obvious solution, send missionaries to Afghanistan.

Here is what I am advocating. Once we get Pastor Zeke's new Airbus, we load it with rice and Pastor Zeke would fly it over there. The rice would be sold off the plane to pay for the trip.

Then, Pastor Zeke would hold a Christian revival meeting. Using a translator he would convert massive numbers to Jesus. Once converted, the natives would pray for prosperity and adopt capitalism. I could see McDonalds cropping up everywhere along with wide highways. People would abandon those ugly towels they wear and don MAGA ball caps.

Our government would only want certain preachers going over there. In addition to Pastor Zeke maybe Benny Hinn and a few others. No Catholics or liberal preachers.

Both the Russians and U.S. military failed in Afghanistan. Jesus will win it.

Biden admin to brief full Senate on decision to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan | Fox News

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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