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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-21-2021, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
All of the multi-billionaires claiming that they have gone to Heaven and came back in half an hour offend me deeply.
Could not agree with you more, Sister. Why, if these self-indulgent men gave their proper tithes to Jesus via our own Pastor Zeke, then he would have the finest private jet available and they would have to be satisfied with their own private jets instead of private "space" ships.

Surely, those men will be in for a stern talking to when their time of judgment is upon them*. And it will be a little late for bribes tithes then.

* Before being consigned to their eternal torment, of course.


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