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Unsaved Trash, Obese Child-Molesting Demon
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Posts: 190
Join Date: Dec 1971
Location: North Pole
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Re: SANTA WILL DELIVER - THE 2021 CHRISTMAS WISH LIST -
12-03-2021, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Dear Santa,
This last year or two I noticed I've been drinking a lot more especially over the holidays. Do you have anything to help with that?
Yours truly,
Dr. Toole
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Ho, Tony-boy! Still strolling the streets listening to Kire Te Kanawa and realizing her voice range by demanding a racket (not tennis)? Can deliver! In fact, can deliver not ONE but TWO great items, of which the first one is in genuine plastic! A pacifier depicting your second-favorite supernatural being, a calm former President Trump.
If you don't remove it from your mouth, and why should you, you cannot drink too much. Second, I'll deliver a healthy dose of vasopressin nasal spray to help your constant bet-wetting in case you remove the pacifier and consume liquids in excess. Isn't this GREAT!
In rhyme (obviously):
Oh say can you see
In the Christmas day light?
No puddle of pee
will stain your day nice and bright!
See your chimney soon! Ho for now!
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
Last edited by Santa Claus; 12-03-2021 at 02:47 PM.
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