Uhm okay. First of all, I am a female.... heheh.... *awkward laugh*
The cats.. yes well.. it's common knowledge that if you wish to keep your cats away from objects such as the sofa, you may use hot sauce or citrus products. They don't like that.
I guess I was meaning to say that perhaps you could keep men away, but i realized that that doesn't work and said "Nevermind thats for cats"
So you see... hehhe... yes...