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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha View Post
Now, about this situation of our menfolk carrying around petroleum Jelly! Can Brother On Your knees fill us in with details about this?
Certainly, Sister Tali!

As you well know, witnessing is hard work. At times, things can get intensely hands-on, as we slowly work over a sinner, probing deeply into his psyche, thrusting the Truth into his sin-addled mind, until the sinner finally comes (often with convulsions, shouts, and grunts!) to Jesus and prays to be filled with His Love!

Now, sometimes bodily force is required; you see, demons within the sinner often try to force him to run from the Truth!

Holding a sinner spread-eagled over the hood of a car in midwinter, well, sometimes one loses a glove. Therefore, applying a little Vaseline prior to witnessing helps avoid problems like chafing or cracking of the hands, which could distract a Brother or Pastor from witnessing as thoroughly or deeply as a sinner might require.

Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-19-2007 at 08:46 PM.
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