Brother Gonzalez, what an excellent idea! I agree that not just the last season has to be rewritten. First of all, that Jon Snow character should have stayed dead - that thing with coming back to life, only Jesus can do that. I guess, Jon Snow could come back to life like Lazarus, but then we'd have to replace the red witch with Jesus doing the resurrection. By the way, the red witch should have been killed long time ago in accordance with Exodus 22:18.
Now, from the long list of kings that sat on the iron throne, Joffrey was the most Jesus-like (blonde, strong, bursting with self-confidence, radiating righteousness, and humorous sense of justice). Therefore, his assassination should not have happened, the plot should have been discovered by Cersey before the wedding. If Joffrey were alive, he would have won over Daenerys very easily (who ever thought that two
women could have been battling over a throne in a world where men exist, that's preposterous!).
Now, there are some interesting parallels between GOT and the Bible. Let's have look at this passage:
Revelation 12:1-9
1 And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
6 And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.
7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
As we can see, the whole Daenerys plotline could easily be tweaked to fit the Biblical narrative. So Daenarys, instead of being the mother of dragons, has to be the victim trying to escape the
dragon/serpent/Devil/Satan, trying to prevent him from devouring babies she keeps spewing out of her womb. Jaime Lannister can represent
Michael, bravely fighting the dragon. Of course, the
man child that is born to
rule all world from the iron throne is Donald Trump himself (
)
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Please note that I, as a Godly Christian young lady, have
never even thought of watching GOT, nope, not even once. Anything I
seem to know about the show comes from accidentally absorbing chatter on the Internet. That's it, there's nothing else to see here, folks, so move along.