A while back, Sister Mary Etheldreda posted this wonderful link to a rewrite of Harry Potter penned by a God fearing, husband obeying Godly Christian housewife:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1064443...r-and-Miracles
Do click on it - the writing is truly remarkable! (Side effects of this blessed reading include an inexplicable dullness of the brain and a sudden hate of semicolons and adverbs).
Anyway, I wonder if maybe we could hire this wonderful lady to compose an equally epic and unforgettable Christian rewrite of GOT. Just of the show - the books have way too many characters and plot lines, and Martin is never going to finish them anyway.