Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-04-2008, 09:58 PM
Brothers and Sisters, I've done some searching on this forum and found that, in the days before I found LBC and was Saved©, there were other Juggalos on the forum.
It appears that every single one of them is incapable of stringing together words and phrases into coherent sentences; our Juggalo069 is the rule, rather than the exception.
Fallen Angel actually is far more capable an authoress than they. In fact, I think she may be writing for USA Today currently.
So I must ask: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
Does the clown makeup rot their brains?
Are they on the drugs?
Did they eat lead paint from the trim in their crack-whore mothers' 1968 singlewides?
Or is it just that only broke Retardeds from the Trailer Park can be duped into enslaving themselves to violent Clown Overlords?
I really don't understand.
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