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Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return

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Default Re: 2016 is Here: End of Times Highly Likely! - 01-04-2016, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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We had a sudden opening for a new funeral home since the last one was shut down by the Freehold Department of Faith. Turns out that old Mr. Lancaster was a secret drunkard, so he's left town now in disgrace.

That guy always gave me the creeps anyway. Had a bad smell about him. Green stuff under his fingernails. Pissed himself at an after church BBQ once.
The Lord works in mysterious ways, Pastor. I find that whenever He opens a door for me, He always closes a door on someone else at just the right time.
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