Just watched Episode 3 of the
Obi-Wank narrative. Looking
better but still not Godly enough for my taste. Episode three is also called "Revenge of the Sith", which does not really ring any bells with me. Anyway, the story unfortunately continues, but on the bright side, we're introduced to the
actual hero of the saga,
Mr. Darth Vader, some kind of supreme police leader of the "Galaxity". Apparently Mr. Vader was previously
tortured by the Obi-Wank person, suffered
extreme physical damage, as we can see in his portrait below.
Mr. Vader was previously
tormented quite Biblically with
brimstone and what seems like
tungsten enemas but he has retained his innocence and his
pure heart and he keeps on relentlessly trying to bring peace and prosperity to the transfirmamental realm. That is all good, but he also uses magic not unlike miracles, that is, his character is based on
Jesus Christ in a bit too obvious manner. Still, I'm sure Mr. Vader will eventually gain a prestigious place in
Heaven alongside Pastor Ezekiel,
President Trump and Sarah Palin.
2 Peter 2:7
And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
Unfortunately, the
wicked Jedi escaped, the uppity young female child is still there,
phallic symbolism abounds and I'm afraid that I'll have to keep watching in case Episode 4 (also called "A New Hope") is released. So that
you don't have to.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
