Re: 2018 Witch Hunt -
10-27-2018, 02:11 PM
Attention: After services on Sunday, while the ladies are having tea and cackling, the men will be having a 'Last Chance Gunz N Ammo' sale in the Men's lounge.
Bobby-Joe will have a limited supply of silver plated bullets from .223 to .80 calibers. There is still ample preloaded belt-feed in 250 round cases.He will also take rush orders from Platinum Tithers for custom loads with guaranteed delivery by 10/30/2018.
There will be a children's seminar 'Gun Cleaning for Christ' with the theme of "God Loves Cleanliness of Soul, Mind and Weapon".
Remember, all sales are for the benefit of the Pastorial General Fund®
Please, no discharging of weapons in the Church anteroom. Firing may only be done in the Church indoor range.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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