- Be a pair of trashy looking women reeking of smoke
- Bring your kids who look like one of you to a restaurant
- Sit there with a glare on your face looking miserable
- If you're the more butch dyke, don't interact with or look at your more femme dyke
- Be rude to the server and mean-mug every other customer who so much as glances in your general direction
- Shout at your generally well-behaved and quiet children for the slightest infraction
Source: every lesbian "family" I've ever seen, Romans 1:26-32