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Originally Posted by Deaner View Post
It's not like these sissy's are going to tell you they're mo's; they'll walk right up to you and shake your hand, put aids all over you. They don't care.

Anyway, I think something should be done. I mean I can tell when a darkie is coming at me; why not a homer? Shouldn't these people be forced to wear armbands or something?

Dean

Deaner there is a solution and it's called gaydar.
Homers carry this devices around and when they get close to each other a device "vibrates" alerting them to the presence of another homer. Now this man named David Elliot over in Great Homertain invented it.
Now, I along with the Physics teacher and the I.T. teacher have been doing a little "tweeking" of the device.
I have long suspected the homers have the vibrating devices hidden up where the sun don't shine. We have amped our reciever very high and have to wear a backpack transmiter (Yes, trans SMITER)
In theory when we get near enough to a homer we can really give him a shock! The vibraing reciever should melt down and burst into flames. We have yet to test it, but we think we can have a field test unit ready next week.
If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a time to head to Des Moines.

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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