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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-01-2006, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
I meant to speak with you about that.....Please pray a bit harder and let JESUS tell you where to find the extra cash for tithing. I'm sure that you eat too much and probably have more than one pair of shoes. These are frivolities and indulgences which make JESUS sad.
Da--I mean golly, I knew I shouldn't have brought it up. Oh, I expect the good Lord to do mysterious things to my bank account any day now! Surely He doesn't want me to go to school and to the night club in the same pair of shoes. I would be shaming him.

I only eat 2-3 meals a day as good doctors everywhere recommend. (Ok, with a snack every now and again.)


Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
- Ovid
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