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Default Re: False Religions Register - 11-13-2006, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlton Green View Post
I feel the need to add the Pastafarians who worship a rather noodley Satan, Mrs. Rogers.

I'm sure your all are aware of the notorious flying spagetti monster and his unGodly choo-choo like appendages.

The heathens who worship this beast also worship pirates(similar to Inju.., no wait, EXACTLY like Injuns), midgets and unsurprisingly Satan as well.
Pastafarians! A sick and disgusting cult! Worse than catlickers. My skin crawls when I think of it.


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