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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything. - 12-26-2013, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus View Post
Yes, of course.



Because of your sins. Your masturbation makes me sick.



Because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

You are truly blessed.
Well then for your birthday I will stop sinning (you might have to help me with that one)

You seem to know that I already believed. (hopefully if you are god you can at least be glad I was being cautious, because God is a jealous God)