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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I'm not one to call our loving savior a liar to his face but a news story I just read has given me cause for doubt on His most sacred truth about sexual relations with the anus.
This poor woman's organs were all on the wrong side of her body meaning that her anus and her stinky place had switched places. Notice that she was Christian who had 5 children. Think about that. Think about what her husband - presumably a good Christian man - had to do when fulfilling his marital duty to swell Jesus's army with loyal soldiers. Anal anal anal anal anal sex. At least 5 times.
Are they burning in Hell right now or is there an exception in the Bible?
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Oh, dear Brother Dr. Toole, this is too revolting for my old mind to contemplate, let alone imagine. In my day, such things were never discussed, unless it was with other ladies in the church as we met privately for prayer. It's hard for me to accept that the good Lord has a work of Creation that came out "ass backwards", as they say, so I think I would have to say that this is all a trick of the devil. Yes, Satan has somehow infiltrated this poor woman, and now her system is all confused. I think it's similar to whatever happens to those poor tranny people as they believe the lies from the pit of Hell that tell them they have to switch their things around. A blessed day to you, Dear Dr. Toole. Sincerely, Isabella W.