Thank you, Brother Jed, for raising this important topic. As all True Christians know, liberals have been promoting a global warming hoax to create a "New World Order" which is code for "Homo-Islamic Socialist Worldwide Big Government." Republican patriots like Senator James Inhofe of Godly Oklahoma have been trying to warn us of this insidious plot by so-called "climatologists" and their fellow travelers in the gay "science" community, but the liberal media continues to push the NWO agenda.
Well, this daylight savings scam blows the lid off this whole conspiracy. As any home-schooled graduate knows, God uses the sun to warm the earth during the day, and turns it off at night. Thus, increasing the daylight time period by one hour per day is going to make the world warmer. So no wonder temperatures are going up! It's so obvious, you'd think even liberals could see it, but they dogmatically stick to their global warming hysteria because it's some kind of socialist-religious issue for them. All we need to do is go back to standard time, or even deduct one hour so that the earth grows cooler.
FucҚ polar bears
But be forewarned, the elite liberal leftist propagandists are clever, if nothing else. They try to pull at the heart strings with all those cutesy pictures of drowning polar bears, trying to make us conservatives feel guilty and give up our SUVs. It's all part of their plot to make America weak. In fact, the libs are deliberately causing global warming with their sinister daylight savings time debauchery. Don't be fooled!