Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services -
03-17-2020, 11:00 AM
Pastor Zeke, as you have no doubt heard, I will be unable to attend this Sunday, as I have been hospitalized.
I'm sure you can imagine how excited I was when sister Mary told me you would come visit me and pray over my sick bed.
You are still coming, right?
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