Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! -
04-16-2010, 11:17 PM
What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.
MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
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