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Default Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity! - 05-20-2017, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheExplainer View Post
Before I start this, I want to say that nothing I say here should be hyperboled to the point of being adynaton. I'm simply here to present my perspective on this whole article.
"Hyperbole" is not a verb. And "adynaton" pretty much means the same thing as "hyperbole". Clearly, you are looking up $ 5 words in a pellucid attempt to sound smart. I did that before Jesus gave me the insight to realize how stupid I am. Stop doing that.


We know you are here to present your perspective on the Nintendo Switch. We do not care about your perspective. We don't really care about Nintendo Switch. We care about the Bible and how it fits into the world around us. Do you care about the world around you? Or does your world consist of the distance between your butt in a chair and the screen monitor displaying game graphics?

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First off, the fact that this entire product is assumed to be used as a vibrator is simply appalling from my perspective. If someone is stupid enough to use a video game console as a vibrator, that's their fault, not Nintendo's
According to the Bible, it's Satan's fault and Eve's.


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The vibrating feature of the controller is supposed to be used as a way to feel more immersed into the game.
Because people are not already immersed enough in their fantasy computer worlds so video game companies want to make sure that silly things like earthquakes won't intrude on them with real life sensations.

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Think about it like this; If you were reading the Bible, and you came across a passage about, say, Noah's Ark, you'd want to feel the boat rocking, the swaying. That's what the vibrating feature is designed to do, except it's designed for video games instead of writings.
That's why people make movies about written things, you dolt! The game already does all the imagining for you by providing graphics so you don't have to think about what a character might look like. They design every aspect of the pretend world they are selling you. What do you contribute to the experience besides the money you are stuffing in their pockets?

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Think about it like this; some people prefer different versions of the Bible, right? Some people use KJV, some use ASV, etc., and they prefer their choice. That's the function of the Switch's changeable controllers.
And some people prefer their deities in the form of Golden Calves. God smote them for that. According to the Bible, which is the world's source for knowing about God, there is only One God. Therefore, there is only one Bible. The correct one.


Choosing a different version of the Bible amounts to choosing another God.


God didn't smite the folks worshiping around the Golden Calf because He hates cows and He hates gold.


Clearly, He loves gold because He instructed His followers to use it in His temple decor. (Kind of like Trump, but, hey, let's not get political here.)


He's fairly chill about cows as long as you don't do weird stuff with them--like hitch them up with a different species of animal when plowing a field or boil their babies in the milk expressed from their mothers' utters, or, say . . . WORSHIP them!


The whole point of God striking down the crowd idolizing the Golden Calf was the idolizing part. Anything that becomes a substitution for the worship of The Lord is a grievous sin. If a technology or an invention can be used to serve Him it is good. If it replaces or refutes or even distracts from Him it is bad.

Hope this clears things up for you.


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