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Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice
I was here before I lost my username and password ... I wish to make amends, and join God's favorite church and forum.
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Since your first post, we here at Landover have referred your details to the Department of Faith. They have been kind enough to run a few background checks: mainly the small stuff like
(i) Check IP address
(ii) Medical records (I hope you have prayed away that rash.
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(iii) Short surveillance of your home and your neighbors (The Carolinas are quite pleasant this time of year.)
(iv) Spending patterns via your credit card and bank.
(v) Interception of emails and telephone calls
(vi) Automatic License Plate Recognition
(vii) Birth, Baptism, Marriage and Death records for you and two generations either side of you.
(viii) IRS
(ix) Social Security number and employers
(x) Similar checks on your parents and any siblings
(xi) Police/FBI/CIA records
(vii) Church attendance records from a 100 mile radius of your home and previous addresses, and a few other basics.
Nothing like the check you'll get when you appear before Jesus, and just a start if I'm honest.
But they have all failed to come up with anything to indicate that you were ever at Landover...
Care to explain?