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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
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Bless you, my paludicolous pangolin,
Father Mo
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Mo, darling!
I have the presidential pardon. Enough said. Anyone who wants to prosecute me can as well have a flying session of self-intercourse on the self-abusing Moon. I've spent the last couple of weeks learning the ropes of confessions AND I've been shown the archives where the juiciest confessions are stored. Among them are those by you-may-guess-who!
Anyways, Jesus H. Christ, we used to be almost friends until you started to wear the robes and the D-cup bra. But things can still be different. I shall need reliable people in my curia when the time comes. Unrestricted access to the Flint wine cellar and the houseboys under that person's servitude included. The confessionals of that person and the catalog of the candybars he's given to the altar boys in exchange for services will be kept hidden under my mattress. FYI, the position will not be open for ever.
En attendant rvsp of whatever, my sildenafiliac sistinite,
YIC Zeke
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)