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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
I suggest that instead of trying to fight this, we work with it.
Try this slogan on for size: "Convert to Jesus and get a free* Playstation" ? Same thing. With T.P.
In case demand outstrips our supply, we should be careful never to say if the promised toilet paper will be fresh or not.
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That is an idea worth trying. Sincere converts could get a roll for every member of their family. Soon, there will be toilet paper again because once President Trump gets wind of it, he will demand action. We could send the rolls as soon as we can get some and, in the meantime, the new tithes will more than pay for the rolls when we get them. It's a win-win-win. You don't see that very often.