Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services -
03-18-2020, 09:27 AM
My dear, dear friend Ezekiel, I have no recollection of typing those words quoted in your reply!
Perhaps the Filipino in the bed next to mine got a hold of my phone and was having a little fun at our expense?
(I thought I was going to have a private room, but it seems the health plan I purchased through the church would not authorize that)
PLEASE forgive me for this unfortunate misunderstanding, my dear, beloved pastor.
How I long to hear your soothing voice and gaze upon your godly visage just one last time.
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