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Originally Posted by Roberta
Mormons are not allowed to undergo body modification. They probably got so big from breastfeeding those hungry boys.
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Roberta, I understand that you are known a the expert in this area, but I really don't think a Romney would sink to breastfeeding when there's so many maids standing around with nothing to do. And I'm sure they'd wear designer-magic-underwear, not those generics shown in the picture. It would be undignified to shine one's shoes with those rags.
Also, is there a less vulgar term than "golddigger"? Because miners are about on the same level as plumbers. "Trophy Wife" just doesn't get across how much work is involved: we don't just stand there.
"Dignityettes"?
And we are NOT whores, whores have sex with multiple men, while us Ladies Of Dignity only have sex with our husbands, and occasionally with the groundskeeper because that swarthy beast seduced me, it was Mr. Paulson's fault for leaving me unguarded instead of taking me with him to Bangkok.