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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
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Now buckle up brothers in Christ because I am going to tell you some Jewish secrets.
All of Judaism revolves around the Jewish penis. In fact, without the Jewish picklock, there would be no Judaism. It is the Jewish penis that drives the seething intellect of the Jews and gives their demented lives its only meaning. And they are as proud of their Jewish penis as a songbird is proud of his warble. For example, the ADL, that famous and mighty Anti-Defamation League of B'ad Br'eath, call themselves the "Sons of the Covenant". They are so proud of their penises!
But what is this "covenant" that is in the title of their organization? It is a misunderstanding of the covenant the LORD made with Abraham back in Genesis to circumcise his son in exchange for being his personal God (chapter 21 if you want to read up on it). But hey! They were Jews weren't they? So Abraham struck a deal: not the whole cock, just the foreskin! And so, to this very day the Jews in the ADL advertize their special "covenant" with their false god by putting their shaft to the forefront in the title of their
organ-ization. So you see, if a big group of kikes like the ADL advertise their pricks in the title of their
organ-ization, then you know that their wee-wees must be a very big deal to all of them.
So, why are the Jews so infatuated with their mangled weenies? Again, the rabbis are to blame. From the moment a baby Hymie is born, if it is boy, it is destined to have his whole life orbiting around his pee-pee. Oy Gevalt! How could it be otherwise? After his eighth day of life, the baby Hymie is taken to the mohel rabbi to have his foreskin cut off with a butcher knife. Oy! Do those mohel rabbis love little baby shlongs! While the kid is screaming to high heaven with blood gushing out of the wound, the mohel immediately clamps his rubbery lips around that little kike's unit and starts sucking out the blood! Still buckled up? Because it gets worse. Then he spits the blood into a goblet of wine and all the Jews take a drink! Those holy Jews are disgusting. But they claim to be God's People so you are supposed to believe them. Only a devil would tell such a lie, and Jews are of the devil. Each and every last one of them.
Anyway, in the immoral teaching of the rabbis, this screaming little oven magnet is taught to cherish his pecker and to become a blood-sucker all in the same lesson. And with that chopped off portion of his penis, he is reminded of his specialness as a Jew forever. For the rest of his life, every time he goes to the toilet, he is reminded of his Jewishness. Every male Jew is reminded of what it is to be a Jew every time he urinates. Every Jew piously bows his head over his soupbone, looks down and meditates upon what he is missing ... and he tries not to miss while he is pissing. This is Judaism in action, a religion that combines a man's gigglestick with the Jewish false god as a lifelong exercise in Jewish piety and potty training.
So, do you see why Jews are so messed up? For Jews, their faith and their holy poker have a special place in their hearts. And anything that they can do with their pricks, to a Jew, is a holy and a special "covenant" with their god.
Alternatively, the human "flesh" is one of the True Christian's three enemies:
The Devil
The World
The Flesh
This is
the Devil's 3-string banjo of damnation, and the Jew is an expert in worshiping all three. Of these three enemies, I believe the flesh is the greatest threat. The Bible tells us (1st Corinthians 15:52-27) that at the Rapture mortality shall put on immortality. If we could sin in our resurrected body, then we would have to die again. The Good News is that there will be no Jews among the elect. They will spend eternity in pain and torment, as is Jesus' great and perfect plan. Until then we must tolerate them on this earth until the end times, but not the banjo. Never the banjo.