Re: A Poem about the Gospels -
01-29-2009, 06:21 AM
A Poem Based On 1 Chronicles
Shame be on Uzza, who dared touch the ark, rather than let it fall to the ground. Thank you God for killing him!
Praise be to David, who tortured the citizens of the cities of Ammon with saws, harrows of iron, and axes!
Shame on David, though, for trying to take a census! Praise to God, for justly punishing this crime by killing 70,000 of His Chosen People!
Glory to God, who repented of this act afterward!
Amen!
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