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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable
Do different brands of cracker taste more of Jesus than others?
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There seem to be lots of brands offering this product for sale, which is not surprising considering that Catholics are always looking to make a buck. I would assume that these crackers tase nothing like Jesus because they are
not Jesus; transubstantiation is papist sorcery and nonsense. If you really want to sample some, the higher end brands are probably better than the ones from
Walmart. You could also use the leftovers to play all kinds of pranks on Catholics. Interestingly, desecration of the host is grounds for automatic excommunication. This is not the case for such petty misdemeanors as clerical pedophilia, so it's serious business.