Re: The 2nd sphincter -
05-01-2019, 05:08 PM
Wise Brother Toole:
It's been all I could do not to jump in on your 2nd sphincter. I wanted to give the other men a chance to enjoy it and reflect upon the many wonderful things found within it.
Homers are coming to Jesus daily, and when they do, they learn there is so much more to life than the physical pleasures of their former sinful lives. Once a flaming faggot cries out to Jesus for rescue from the demonic queer demons who demonically ruined their evacuatory systems, Christ touches every part of them deeply and HEALS them.
I know it's disgusting for the average, normal, hetero male to comprehend why a man would ever explore what seems an unnatural way to derive bodily pleasure. Without researching it thoroughly, I confess that I wondered myself. But then, in the interest of glorifying God, I gave myself over (while prayerfully asking God to protect me) so that I could COMPLETELY know what it is the homer is feeling when caught up in sinful sins.
Hallelujah, not only did God protect me, but I am now able to better minister to men at the depths they require using special tools that the LORD gave me. I hope that all men will not shy away from reaching the gay community. Those of us who do so daily will reap large rewards when we hear "Well done," at the end of life's journey. PRAISE GOD!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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