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Originally Posted by BaptistJohn
My favorite way to rebuke sinners is "before all, that others also may fear." (1 Timothy 5:20)
I have not yet been blessed with a wife or children. Every single woman I have tried courting here in Des Moines turns out to fall in either one or several of these categories:
1) She refuses to call me "my lord" (in violation of Genesis 18:12, 1 Peter 3:6)
2) She either has a job or career outside the home, or refuses to do all of the household chores (in violation of Titus 2:5)
3) She wears pants rather than modest skirts and dresses (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Timothy 2:9)
4) She is not a virgin (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
5) She believes in the totally absurd concept of "marital rape" (in violation of 1 Corinthians 7:4-5)
6) She gets her hair cut, or refuses to cover it (in violation of 1 Corinthians 11:5-15)
7) She is older than me, or refuses to obey and submit to me (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:18)
8) She refuses to accept my spankings as an act of love (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:19, Proverbs 13:24, Hebrews 12:6, Revelation 3:19)
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I must say it is heartwarming to see a young person taking an interest in decent standards.
Now (and this is not a trick question): what is the greatest threat to America and Jesus?
YIC