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Originally Posted by Bob4God
I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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We tried that already Brother. Four years ago we sent Brother Wide-Open to hand out Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles at the retard Olympics. What a waste of church funds!! It turns out none of them can read. A gang of them stole Brother Wide's bullhorn and ran around shouting retard gibberish and slobbering all over it.
Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)