Rumor Control: Explanation of emergency at Sister Talithia's toda -
06-26-2009, 10:37 PM
Greetings Brethren,
Yet again as head of Landover Pastoral Security Services I have to step forward and squelch some rumors.
TRUE: There was a medical emergency at Sister Talitha today.
Sister Talitha was not injure herself. Last I time I saw her, 2:30pm CST, she was in good health and getting over the shock.
FACTS: Brother T.M. Franklin Cownie was in for his weekly pre-circumcision therapy with Sister Taltiha when he suffered a massive and fatal heart attack. Apparently Brother Cownie was in one of the standard restart harness for his routine demonic-purge colonic when he accidentally choked himself self on the leather collar and suffered a heart attack. Sister Talitha immediately cut away the wet suite Brother Cownie was wearing and administered CPR but despite her best efforts and prayers the good Lord chose to call Brother Cownie to His side and Glory. Brother Cownie was pronounced dead at the scene and the Freehold county corner has declared Cownie's death accidental.
Please join me in offering our deepest condolences to Sister Talitha and Cownie family for this tragedy. I do hope those who were spreading those horrible rumors abouSister Talitha's are ashamed of themselves. As you see this was a perfectly ordinary and Godly procedure performed in responsible Christian manner. As Jesus reminded us we should not judge lest we be judged ourselves.
YIC
Bobby-Joe Tabor
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